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Master Chief Misses Naked Cortana

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Been writing down gag ideas as I play Halo: The Master Chief Collection. This was one I had.

I always knew Cortana's hologram avatar was supposed to be considered naked, but it wasn't until Halo 4 that they were making it blatantly obvious. Its like, yep, that's definitely what a natural naked female body looks like. And then there's of course a canonical explanation for it (Cortana picked a naked body as her avatar because it'd be distracting to an opponent, giving her an upper hand).

Anyways, the immediate Halo project to follow Halo 4 was the Halo 2 remake in which a detail as simple as a collar creates a complete 180 on the Cortana appearance thing haha I wonder if there was an outcry over how she looked in Halo 4 that sparked this move, or if it was just an oversight.

Now I wasn't one to find fault with her super nakedness in Halo 4. But what irks me more than anything is inconsistency. And oh do my friends know how much inconsistency irks me, what with the many many rants I've had. A prime example is Bruce Banners change, in both appearance and personality from The Incredible Hulk to The Avengers. I mean, I get stuff like "this actor is too expensive or uninterested in the project anymore", that happens. But if the end game was to portray a dorky Banner, let's START with that please. The difference between Edward Nortan's Banner and Ruffalo's is so night and day that I can hardly consider Incredible Hulk canon to the Marvel Universe continuity, the characters are too incredibly different haha

Anyways, bringing this back to the Cortana thing. Whether she's clothed or breaking the shackles of oppression and running free like a child of nature isn't actually that big a deal to me as much as the Bruce Banner thing was. I just feel like if the nakedness thing mattered enough to 343 to run with it like they did in Halo 4, giving it an in-universe reason and whatnot, it should matter enough to them to keep such details in check in all installments.

I guess it doesn't matter too much going forward, as its still up in the air what role Cortana will even play in future installments. My main point is clothes = oppression.

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G! Chief is a perv lmao